2006/01/01

HAPPY NEW YEAR (:

made 2 lists. haha. enjoy.
Top 5 dumbest/weirdest things guys have ever said to me in 2005:

1) "Technically, darth vader can breathe through both his mouth and nose, however, he has to speak through a voice projector which is attached to a respiratory intake on the outside of his life-sustaining mask. Therefore, we can conclude that he most likely breathes through his mouth."

2) "The lightsaber is powered in the same way as clone troopers' blasters are-charging the power cells. In the lightsaber, a powerful bulb shines through a cithin (I have no idea what is that). After going through all these processes, the eventual result is vertical, delicately tuned, massless wave of energy."

3) "You know, when I walk in a cooling place, I don't feel cold. But when I walk faster and faster, I can feel a sudden coldness."

4) "OH MY GOD. You don't have a stead! You better hurry up and find one or you're likely to become lesbian."

5) "I think that by doing all the things that girls like to do, I think that they'll like me."

Okay, obviously number 1 and 2 are the same person, and number 4 and 5 are the same person. For your information, I shall not say who these people are.

Top 5 (rather ridiculous) trends in schools in 2005:

1) Girls fold their skirts until it's really short, apparently to get attention from the opposite gender.

2) Girls have like a million hairclips clipped on their head, especially the shiny ones, which make them look like a disco ball.

3) Guys wearing those white framed specs which have sides are so chunky that you can't see their eyes from the sideview.

4) Guys having their sideburns to be really short but the hair at the back looks like a lawn that has not been mown.

5) People not tucking in their shirts/blouses. They look down right sloppy and it's just plain ugly. (Of course you can't possibly tuck the whole damn shirt in, cause you'll look geek. So have some common sense.)

To people doing/having these trends, no offence ya? but honestly, stop it.